Everyday when I wake up, I think about how glad I am that etsy exists, so I can find awesome things like this:

And alas, it comes with a matching bracelet! How did I ever live without this item! ::rolls eyes::

The scary thing is, someone will probably buy this and summon the devil.

Yes, things have really gotten out of hand. This handmade thing is really crazy. You can buy anything online that you’ve ever thought of, or never imagined!

I think we are going to take this site in that direction, hence our name. I’ve been reading Regretsy lately and feeling very motivated to laugh about these things opposed to b*tching. There’s enough of that online, already!

stay tuned.

Just what you’ve been waiting for! Charlie Sheen has hit the internet big time, and the craft market is not to be left out of this. That’s right, how about a little handmade Charlie Sheen!

Everyone knows that Charlie sheen is a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars. What better way to remind yourself than with this magnet pinback button badge keychain bottle opener pocket mirror. Yes, you read that right.

Now you can drink your tiger blood straight out of this WINNING mug with a picture of Charlie Sheen himself. This mug is winning!

And of course we found the perfect item for that really crazed Charlie Sheen fan out there! It’s the Vatican Assassin Warlock Action Figure.

I’m still searching for that perfect Charlie Sheen needlepoint! I bet there are people copying Charlie Sheen’s tattoo, too!